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Joke of the Day
"New idea for Mythbusters: Find an honest politician."
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"What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist"
"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"so my brother noticed that his church uses girls as ""altar boys"" i had to tell him that not all priests are gay."
"Ever wonder where the happiest place in the world is? It's gate 25 @ Kansas City airport after they announce 2hr delay for flight to NYC."
"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."
"I invented a SJW alarm clock. It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too."
"What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50? Good morning your Honor!"
"A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3 ""Uno, Dos..."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres"