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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."

"A priest, a pedophile and a homosexual walk in to a bar... And that was just the first guy."

"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"

"I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms."

"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."

"What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? Aye Matey"

"Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal."

"I just saw a woman fall in the street so I asked if she wanted help or sex because I don't know her or her hierarchy of needs."

"Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases it is damned near impossible."