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Joke of the Day
"Never believe minotaurs... Half of everything they say is bull."
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"I went on a date with a girl who said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I strapped her in the back of my Mercedes and drove into a wall."
"My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it's just not going to happen"
"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."
"We must be in the bathroom... because uraneight. I literally just made this up, might explain why its so so"
"A woman goes into a doctor's with a bit of lettuce sticking out the top of her panties. Doctor: Oh, that looks nasty. Woman: That's just the tip of the iceberg doctor."
"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"
"Harry Potter Pickup line. Hey babe are you parseltongued cause my snake wants to communicate!"
"Never drink and derive You'll integrate something you don't need."
"I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years."