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Joke of the Day
"Never believe minotaurs... Half of everything they say is bull."
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"In 2017, every TV show's marketing plan will be to add a Trump parody character so he's compelled to watch & cry on twitter about it."
"Why did the farmer feed his cows money? He wanted rich milk."
"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."
"Back home from the chinese paralympics."
"How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? ""What kind of answer did you have in mind?"" Two one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget."
"What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron"