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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump becomes President... there will be hell toupee."
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"Why is the mushroom so popular? Because he's such a fungi."
"Sorry ISIS but we already have a religious state that nobody likes and is full of people that hate modern thinking: it's called Kansas."
"How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!"
"What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three Ho's"
"'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture."
"Today I lost my virginity for a dollar I wish I didn't bend down to pick it up."
"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."
"Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo."
"Windows Vista That is all."