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"I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now."
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"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"
"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"
"Did you hear about them computer geeks, who were also miners by trade, who sang a cover of that Motorhead song? They called it The Acer Spades."
"If you want something to be misinterpreted, post it on the Internet."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"
"I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: "
"I once had a job circumcising elephants. The pay sucked, but the tips were big!"
"Dad asks his kids what the third planet from the sun is called? Kids: - Earth! Dad: - Yeah, but it has another name. Kids: - Oh, dad. We don't know! Tell us! Dad: - Exactly! [drops mic]"
"What subreddit is the same as a recycling machine and will disappoint people [removed] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yesididjustcombine2jokes"