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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why people can't just check their kids at the airport with the rest of their baggage."

"Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp? ""He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head."" ""No babe, this calls for a full dragon."""

"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."

"Inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out. I can usually shut her up with a cookie."

"I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan. Gotta catch 'em all."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil all over my chest."

"My brother has muscular dystrophy and we got into an argument about religion I told him his argument is just as valid as his legs.... Weak."

"I am proud to annouce my discovery of Forrest Fenn's Treasure!!! It took SO long. Now I must follow the clues and locate the box."

"My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe."

"Why did the woman divorce the grape? She was tired of raisin' kids."