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Joke of the Day
"Apple Watches your money go into their pocket."
Next Joke
"What an adorable idea. My coworkers have been writing names on food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie."
"What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean? Amandeep trouble."
"Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna"
"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"I don't drink water anymore, not after what it did to the Grand Canyon"
"A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars.... where the carpets are red and the candidates are white."
"What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod? Electrifying entertainment."
"Pft damn police.... The lady down the street stands in her window naked watching me jerk off and *I'm* the pervert."
"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."