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Joke of the Day
"Baby, did you sit on my F5 key? Cuz dat ass is refreshing."
Next Joke
"This chic on Facebook said she ran 17 miles yesterday. Where I live the police would have gave up after like, IDK, 6 miles maybe."
"There are three people in this world... Those who can count, and those you can not."
"Never run with scissors. Unless... You stole them You're running a 400 meter scissor relay You're being chased by giant paper dolls"
"I fucked a sarcastic girl. She loved it."
"You know what the funniest thing is about dementia?"
"Traffic lights are so shy the closer I get to them, the more likely they are to go red"
"Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks"
"Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax? He was barred."
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!"