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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him."
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"How do these people survive"
"Dear women, you're all fucking crazy. Signed, every dude."
"I found my friend poking holes in my condoms... Dick move..."
"Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that ""love handles"" referred to her ears?"
"New study shows women who sleep more have better sex in average. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby, so the results may be a bit skewed."
"Did you hear about the shoe store that was looted during the Ferguson riots ? They took all the sneakers in the store but left all the work boots."
"What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice"
"Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us"
"So Nickelback walks into a bar... [xpost from r/funny] There's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny."