151997

Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend doesn't believe in abstinence. Thank God."

"Did you hear about the race between the horses with broken legs? It was lame."

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything"

"Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs? The CathArctic."

"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."

"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."

"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"

"""Describe 2016 in 4 words"" ""That's a tomorrow problem"""

"One time, I solicited a midget hooker. I paid her fifty bucks to go up on me."