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Joke of the Day

"How do we get rid of Ebola? Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane"

"Which is the smartest tall mountain? Mt. Cleverest Hue hue"

"I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals."

"What is Long and narrow and becomes bigger when given a blow ? A balloon."

"Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else."

"What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction? It was sold to the highest Buddha."

"I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work."

"What is Beethoven doing these days? Decomposing."

"If a blind girl ever tells you that you have a big cock She's probably just pulling your leg."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"