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Joke of the Day
"Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have used vibrators The other 33% have brand new ones"
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"I stayed at my girlfriends house the other day but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together Which was a shame because he's really fit"
"I like the alt-ending version of Se7en where there are donuts in that box and Morgan Freeman pulls a jug of cold milk out of his jacket"
"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"
"My heart say ""Yes"" But my mom says ""No"""
"whats better than a pile of dead babys two piles of dead babys and there is 1 in the middle of each piles and they have to eat there way out"
"On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004. Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."
"My brother was in a car accident yesterday... and lost both his left arm and left leg. Actually, he's my half brother. He's all right now."
"Don't hesitate when you come to a fork in the road. Be bold. Pick that fork up and take it home. Free cutlery!"
"Why does Victoria beckham shave her twat? Because he can't be trusted with the razor."