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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"
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"I couldn't decide whether to be an environmentalist or a conservationist... ...so I killed two birds with one stone."
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"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."
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"Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault because its a bit rapier."
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