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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"
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"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"
"Did you here about the Jewish son who asked his father for $50? The father says - ""40 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere"
"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"
"If you think vests come in 2 different styles Bullet proof and suicide, you may be muslim"
"I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra. Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?"
"How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman? Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald."
"As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped But it seems that's exactly what's happened :("
"Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business ""Dale's Paint Supplies"" but what if it was named ""Best Dog Memes"""