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Joke of the Day

"If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films."

"Why didn't Hitler drink? Because it made him mean"

"A flyer says to another flyer: ""Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"" The other one replies: ""Brochure!"""

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"What's a joke that you invented? Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."

"I have $5,000,000 in one pocket and $2,000,000 in the other. What do I have? Someone else's pants."

"After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears."

"In case I ever doubted my status as an American, being able to buy girl scout cookies on my way out of the gym was a heady reminder."

"What did saitama draw with a pen and a ruler One punchline"

"I want to make a special present for my dad's birthday. How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha? He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together"