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Joke of the Day

"*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* ""Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"""

"What's the difference between a van and a minivan? A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids"

"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."

"I love throwing house warming parties But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'."

"How to Pass So apparently if someone commits suicide while we take a exam or final in school, everyone in that room or place will get 100%. I literally need the blood of a virgin to pass these exams."

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!"

"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk? One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine."

"HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA: Go to an ATM. Withdraw $100."

"What did the bull say after sleeping with a transexual cow? ""That was no Miss Steak!"""