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Joke of the Day
"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"
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"A donut walks into a gas station... ...and asks for a pack of cigs. The clerk says, ""can I see your ID please?"" Then the donut says, ""Sprinkles"""
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."
"Why do women prefer 77 more than 69? Because they get 8 (ate) more. Repurposed from a /u/sciomancy6 comment."
"A Christmas Wish Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa, Dear Santa Claus Please send me a sister for Christmas Santa wrote back, Dear Little Johnny Please send me your mother"
"I went to a library... I went to a library and asked the librarian for a book on suicide. Then the librarian turned to me and said ""Fuck you, you wont return it!"""
"I swallowed two pieces of string last night and this morning they came out of my ass tied together I shit you knot"
"in movies when guy& girl lie side by side in bed & say ""that was amazing"" theyre talkin abt a Rush drum solo. thats wat happend be4 the cut"
"My life feels like a test I didn't study for and everybody is being a d*ck and not letting me cheat."
"Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*"