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Joke of the Day
"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"
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"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"
"You know how sometimes you destroy your house & instead of cleaning you're like ""Screw it let's just move?"" That's why we're exploring space"
"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."
"""I brought whipped butter instead of cream cheese for our bagels."" -terrorists"
"I finished a sudoku today so I'm ready to do your taxes."
"How did King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even."
"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"
"What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny? An Ether Bunny!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he's homophobic."