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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo Today ? Apparently they still have 500 million users."

"I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is. He said, ""Clouds."""

"Can't figure out why my dog licks his balls. They taste fcuking disgusting."

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"

"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."

"Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?"

"I have only ever completed 2 successful high-fives."

"How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 69."

"My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course I've never heard it get thrown out a window before."

"I sometimes feel like the Angel on my shoulder is on vacation & the Devil invited his cousin over for a play date"