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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride? An I-shoulda-pede."
Next Joke
"What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say? ""Where my dogs at?"""
"Let the Trucker Sleep"
"What did one Redditor say to another? [removed]"
"Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!"
"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" Till your mother had a go."
"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."
"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there."
"Instead of saying ""I lost 35 pounds"", say, ""I lost half a super-model"""