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Joke of the Day

"A man stormed into my barbershop, claiming he'd gotten fleas from coming here... So I checked. Just as I suspected, it was all lice."

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"

"My fire alarm just went off because I took my shower. Ya, I know I'm hot when I'm naked, but come on now, let's all just calm down."

"Why is a woman like a KFC? After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Trainer: Diet to hit your goal weight. Me: Then what? Trainer: Diet forever to maintain it. Me: *heading to Pizza Hut* Nvm."

"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."

"i forgot the word ""whirlpool"" so i had to search the internet for ""drain tornadoes"""

"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it."

"I've just been at the hospital having a mole removed from my penis. I wont be shagging one of those again!"