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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to a Greek tailor... The tailor says, ""Euripides?"" The man says, ""Eumenides."" Credit goes to my University professor who specializes in Greek literature."

"Just saw a French band perform Livin' On A Prayer. I think it was Bonjour-vi."

"kid, we've been tracking your performance on the self checkout... you're the best we've ever seen. we'd like you to become our head cashier"

"[Cops have a warrant for my arrest] Cops: you're coming with us! *Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away* Foot chase ensues."

"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"Witnessed the birth of my cousin's first child... She said we should've used a condom"

"A man walks into a bar, and orders 10 times the amount of drinks as everyone else. The barman says ""now *that's* an order of magnitude!"""

"Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, ""Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"" The creamer replied, ""I'm half and half."" ^^^I'm ^^^Sorry."

"I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years."

"Who's Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy."