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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pirate captain selling cheap corn? It was a buccaneer."
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"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."
"I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!"
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
"What the zombie said One zombie to another : You look paler than usual. Zombie : Must be all the grey matter I've been eating. Yeah I know where the door is..."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."
"Why did the chicken cross the road... Because he wanted to say hello from the other side"
"I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now."
"SPELLING BEE ""Defiant"" Can I have the definition, please? ""No"""