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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."
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"It's going to be easy for Trump to build that wall... ... everyone's shitting bricks everywhere"
"People from the UK have been exercising more. They've lost a few pounds."
"A spider crawled across my leg while I was driving and of course that fcuker survived the crash."
"I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're Ike Turner."
"Why would I want to quit smoking? Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer?"
"my grade for geography will be out of this world."
"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired."
"Blind date I went on a blind date with this girl to a bar and as soon as I saw her I knew what I was going to drink. She ordered juice, I ordered coffee to go."
"Him: This house is perfect for us! Her: What about the kids? Him: You're right. We'll have to put them up for adoption"