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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion? You can't milk a cow for 2000 years"
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"Read at own Risk "
"[interrogation] ""Where were u on the nite of the 5th?"" Stabbing a guy. ""Louder for the tape."" [leans in] Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie."
"When Vanna White dies... Do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters?"
"The movie ""Noah"" comes out this weekend. It follows the story of a family trying to survive God's wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that's more commonly known, a Carnival Cruise."
"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."
"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."
"Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger."
"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."