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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Trump riding the presidential plane? Hair Force One"
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"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."
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"My sausage-addicted friend died in a car crash. Apparently, he took a turn for the wurst."
"What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be? An Ex-Man."
"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."
"I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!"
"What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk? An udder failure."
"What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches..."
"Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers."