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Joke of the Day

"What they say: ""Wow, you're really photogenic."" What they mean: ""Wow, this looks nothing like how ugly you actually are."""

"Past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense"

"Bad Luck I think my luck is getting worse. I was mugged by a Quaker."

"Nigeria's president is up for re-election. Good luck Jonathan!"

"What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)"

"So a baby seal runs into a club... ..."

"What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny."

"Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"""

"What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know? Jiu Jitsu."

"""SURPRISE!!!!"" - Every girl with drawn-on eyebrows."