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Joke of the Day

"Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary as president? The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."

"Ever had sex so good... That you told your wife when you got home?"

"Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let us know in the comments below"

"David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut."

"Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion. Somebody is lying."

"Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window."

"Do you know the 6 states of matter? 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma. 5. BoseEinstein condensate 6. Black Lives"

"Drag slicks are a lot like condoms... ...you don't really mind a broken one until you realize how expensive it's going to be."