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Joke of the Day
"hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i'd like to surgically remove my hand"
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"Size does matter-just ask Pluto."
"A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy."
"Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""defantely"""
"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."
"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."
"[donating blood] Me [feeling lightheaded]: I'm gonna need that back"
"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."
"Did you hear about the hearse that got into a head on collision? Luckily only one person was found dead at the scene"