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Joke of the Day

"A baby seal walks into a club And later dies from complications of severe brain damage."

"My sex life is like my credit card. It expired a long time ago."

"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."

"In an attempt to build some exercise into my daily routine, I've put the biscuits on a higher shelf. Boy, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow."

"Hooking a clock on your belt It would just be a waist of time."

"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"

"My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was ""practically screaming out at her"" That's the last time I buy her an orphan"

"Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose."

"I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!"

"I heard Chris Brown was starting a new radio station... It will be nothing but hit after hit."