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Joke of the Day

"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"

"Tarzan was tired when he came home. ""What have you been doing"" asked Jane. ""Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"" ""Really ?"" said Jane. ""I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"""

"Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday Those were the days..."

"A Farmer asked me to round up his 68 sheep I said 'Sure, seventy'."

"Sodium Person 1: ""Hey dude do you know what the symbol for Sodium is?"" Person 2: ""Na"" Person 1: ""I'll ask someone else then thanks anyway"""

"The banana asked the vibrator... The banana asked the Vibrator ""Why are *you* shaking, shes going to *eat* me!"""

"CPR refresher class. We're told, ""If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse."" Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off."

"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says: ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable to understand English, shits on the floor and walks out of the bar."

"what if everyone's dick had its own little dick well see ya later"

"*pulls back your shower curtain* What did you mean by ""creepy"""