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Joke of the Day

"One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?"

"the children's version of ""The Catcher In The Rye"" is called ""My Little Phony"""

"I tried to kill a spider by drowning it in douche and now it keeps picking fights with me on social media"

"They say there's such a thing as safety in numbers... Tell that to six million Jews."

"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."

"SPOILER ALERT for ""Finding Bigfoot"" TV show - they don't find him. Again."

"If college football created a bowl game called the ""Hyperbole,"" which two teams would be selected to play in it? The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe."

"What's a vampire's favorite fruit. Neck-tarine"

"Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."