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Joke of the Day
"What did C say to E? She wants the D."
Next Joke
"What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects? Is it about black people?"
"What is every Amish woman's dream? Two Mennonite."
"I enjoy cereal so much.. I enjoy cereal so much that I started incorporating it into other aspects of my life. For example, I don't get blue balls, I get Grape-Nuts."
"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."
"My atheist friend let out a sneeze... ""Damn you,"" I responded."
"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."
"What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords."
"My wife worships me She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday"
"Cows What do you call a cow on no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs? Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs? Your mom."