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Joke of the Day

"What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects? Is it about black people?"

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"What does FIAT stand for? Fix It Again Tony"
"Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks."
"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."
"Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED."
"All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats."
"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."
"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"
"5yo: Can we go get a turtle? They're so cool! Me: Whats so cool about turtles? 5yo: They can breath thru their butts! Me: Grab your coat.."
"I hate it when... people refer to themselves as animal containers. and yes I'm a hippo crate."