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Joke of the Day

"TIL the current Prime Minister of of Canada has a tattoo, and is in a cover band called the Van Cats, but... ...only the first part was Trudeau."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."

"My DNA results came back and apparently I'm .0002% aardvark. Which pretty much answers all the questions I've ever had. About anything."

"Group hugs are like.... Group hugs are like a G rated orgy"

"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."

"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Well I can't peanut butter my dick up ur ass."

"The best thing about being deaf. The best thing about being deaf is that all genres of music sounds fantastic!"

"Staring deeply into the abyss. Paralyzed by fear. Unable to move, let alone function. In short, yes, Pandora. I'm still listening."

"The music composer at my school is suffering from Cancer. He's in the hospital being fed through a tuba."

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets"