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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent."

"Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!"

"Ramadan Putting the slim back into Muslim"

"When I got my first pube, I left it under the pillow for the Pube Fairy. He came. All over my pillow."

"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"

"What's the best way to hunt for deer? Driving at midnight."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick up your ass!"

"In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."

"I hate math.. I'll give you a number of reasons why!"

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."