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Joke of the Day
"What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common? They both came in a little behind"
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"Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up."
"I follow anyone who has ""18+"" in their bio. I'm waiting for them to post the second half of the math problem."
"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."
"I gotta stop the filthy double entendre jokes But it's so, so hard"
"what did they start calling the timelord after he started frequenting one too many prostitutes? doctor whore"
"My graduation Speech ""I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you."""
"What did one depressed saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support before people think we're nuts!"
"Wouldn't it be so cool if life had notifications like, *ONE NEW NOTIFICATION* Your boyfriend/girlfriend just cheated on you.."
"Why do Jew's love jokes? Because they don't have to pay for them."