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Joke of the Day
"For what it's worth, I'd like to exchange some foreign currency."
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"Last night my girlfriend kept shouting someone's name while we were having sex. I never met anyone named ""Rape"" though."
"Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events? John Cena."
"What's the quietest element? A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon."
"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"
"""You should only have to tell them once"" - People with no children"
"I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it ""Fruits and Vegetables"""
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, ""Spit out your gum,"" but a train says, ""Chew chew!"""
"whenevre macklemore says ""im gonna pop some tags"" i jus pictur him sittimg in his basement, silently taggimg himself in photos on facebook"
"[In cubicle at work] *pretends to start clipping my nails* *tosses uncooked grains of rice onto co-workers desk with each clip* CW: WTF!"