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Joke of the Day

"Looks like I'm in the doghouse again.. Last night whilst the wife was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper. No sense of humour whatsoever!"

"What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work? Manuel labour."

"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"

"What do you call someone who hates pencils? Erracist"

"12 out of 12 bakers agree, there should be one more baker in this study."

"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-ino"

"Two scientists walk into a bar... Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for H2O. The second asks for H2O, too. The second man dies."

"why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls"

"Boy, I hate small talk. *coworkers all grimace* He's right behind me isn't he? *Small talk starts cracking his knuckles*"