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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command."

"The Foo Fighters wrote my favorite song about throwing up lunch There goes my hero!"

"How warm is the inside of a tauntaun? Luke warm"

"A bee jerks off all over some Cheerios. Its Honey Nut."

"3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out ""We Got Him!"""

"What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do? Hook up"

"What receives a man's first blowjob? An NES cartridge."

"Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself new clothes. They smell a little bit but at least they're free."

"After 3 months of Crest White Strips, my teeth are so white they bought me a gift card to Anthropologie & wont stop talking about Mad Men."

"DAD: You're adapted. SCREENPLAY: What?!"