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Joke of the Day

"Special Hand Job on Olympic Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics... You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better..."

"When I started telling dad jokes like my father I knew I was full groan."

"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"

"Why is crack a ""Rock""? Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz."

"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."

"What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder."

"What do you call a communnist sniper? A Marxman"

"Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll."

"[OC] A man goes on the hunt.... for the seven men involved in his father's murder. The man kills them all. I guess you could say his father was... ""Avenged, Sevenfold."""

"Did you hear about the woman who had a face transplant... They had to use human foreskin for her eyelids. She's going to be a little cock'eyed for the rest of her life."