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Joke of the Day

"If Han Solo were Mexican... We'd have Juan Solo"

"I added broccoli to my kid's Mac n Cheese and now he's sitting in a spinny chair, petting a hairless cat and plotting his revenge."

"My Uncle has a coal fetish. Its why he likes to bang miners."

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to arrest the light bulb for begging for change and other to beat the room because it's black."

"Why don't they have a concert on the moon? No atmosphere"

"Birds A duck walks into a restaurant. After eating a whole meal, he says to the waiter ""Just put is on my bill"""

"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they always steal all of the green cards."

"Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance."

"Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button? Because blonde men are idiots too."