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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! HAHAHAHA!"
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"My kids don't beg for toys and I realized it's because they never get to see commercials Because they're locked in a cage"
"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."
"What do you call a musician's best friend? A drummer..."
"All my potato stored... in /r/LatviaPotatoStore."
"Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix cube into Vagina. Pull it out 30 seconds later. If its solved....... you are pregnant."
"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield."
"""How did the Russians help Donald Trump win the election?"" They made the Democrats deliver on their promises of transparency."
"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"
"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "