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Joke of the Day
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Lego man: Is it because I'm block?"
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"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."
"Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you"
"I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda."
"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."
"""Hurt me!"" she cried, jumping onto the bed and stripping her clothes off seductively... ""Alright,"" I said. ""You're a terrible cook and I fancy your sister."""
"""Look on the bright side - at least there's more for us to drink with him gone"" is, apparently, not something one should say at a wake."
"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."
"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."