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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the contortionist that fell in love? She was heels over head for him!"
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"What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? ""Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"""
"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"
"Happy birthday George Lucas. To celebrate we'll be removing the iconic happy birthday song from your party & replacing it with a worse song."
"Birth Control? Don't kid yourself."
"inspired by the recent election, i'm going to run for president the first step will be to change my name to ""none of the above""."
"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"
"Thank you, iPhone predictive text, for sending my mother a message that said ""WOOOOFUCKYEAH!"" There's no joke here except I'm 30 & grounded."
"A WASP goes into a clothing store to buy a suit. He asks a salesperson, ""How much is this one?"" The salesperson says, ""It's $1000."" The WASP says, ""I'll take it."""
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus."