191816
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my dick and a pitchfork? I can't stick my dick in 4 babies at once."
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"Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I'm still a little sore"
"What do you call a guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows"
"what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce"
"What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist? A gun only has one trigger."
"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."
"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""
"Her text: I'm tanning. Call you when I'm done. My thoughts: SHE'S NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED"
"How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before"