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Joke of the Day
"Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out."
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"I'm sick of this one horse town *moves to two horse town* No, no, this is too much"
"Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning... Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes"
"Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay NASCAR team? Its always in the rear of the field."
"A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."
"A patriotic needle said: Don't thread on me."
"The French government has issued a statement regarding the recent string of terrorist attacks. Oui surrender"
"Totally Original Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some Poems Rhyme This one doesn't"
"OCD My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made, It's an extremely rare dish-order........"