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Joke of the Day

"After Michael jackson died.. They melted all the plastic from his face. They took the plastic and made toys. So the kids can play with him for a change."

"What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12"

"who is Godzilla's least favorite relative? his MOTHRA-IN-LAW"

"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."

"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dictator."

"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""

"A porkchop walks into a bar The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"a giraffe, a zebra, a hippo, and a mouse walk into a bar all of the animals hit their head on the bar except for the mouse which walked easily beneath it"

"May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean"

"My girlfriend said we should split up because she can't handle me acting like a detective all the time... ""GOOD IDEA!"" I said... ""We can cover more ground that way!"""