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Joke of the Day

"Two Centaurs Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?"

"A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe? John Cougar Melon Camp"

"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."

"Life and beer are very similar........chill for best results."

"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."

"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."

"What do male prostitutes and Inspector Closeau have in common? They're both Peter Sellers"

"What stresses fish out the most? Current events."

"What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud? They were PRONOUNS dead"

"Honey I'm home from Costco. ""You didn't buy anything stupid this time?"" [looks outside at kayak strapped to roof rack] Define stupid?"