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Joke of the Day

"I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing."

"I want to get into the porn industry But the competition is really stiff."

"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."

"You know who DOES see something wrong with a little bump n' grind? Trevor in human resources."

"damn demi, your rap battle opponent didn't even try to diss your clothes. what's your secret. [camera pans out to show all-orange outfit]"

"does the voice recognition on your phone work i don't know im trying to submit a post on reddit please stop talking you're messing me up"

"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"

"I had to neuter my dog today... his name was Bruce but now I call him Caitlyn."

"midget in the library midget walks into a library and ask do you have any books on irony? the librarian replies sure they are on the top shelf"

"I decided to put some ketchup in my eyes... ...but in Heinzsight, it wasn't a good idea."