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Joke of the Day
"I had to neuter my dog today... his name was Bruce but now I call him Caitlyn."
Next Joke
"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."
"Drill Sgt didn't like me giving unlicensed chiropractic adjustments to the platoon when he told me... Get your hands off my privates!"
"Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention."
"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them."
"My girlfriend called me a peadophile the other day I said 'that's a big word for a 6 year old'"
"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""
"How is the porn industry different from every other career? It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early."
"Created a Kickstarter for my movie. Hoping to raise enough for a popcorn and soda too."