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Joke of the Day

"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it"

"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."

"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"

"*writing classic song* Damn, I have the ""For he's a jolly good fellow"" part repeating three times but how am I gonna wrap this bad boy up?"

"what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."

"I haven't slept in days I've been sleeping at night."

"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"

"Did you hear that Castro's body double retired? He was tired of playing second Fidel."